Wikileaks and DHS
What do you all make of this wikileaks thing?
I call bullshit.
US Government seizure of the internet has begun; DHS takes over 76 websites
Source: Natural News
s part of a new expansion of government power over information, the Department of Homeland Security has begun seizing and shutting down internet websites (web domains) without due process or a proper trial. DHS simply seizes web domains that it wants to and posts an ominous “Department of Justice” logo on the web site. See an example at http://torrent-finder.com
Over 75 websites were seized and shut down last week, and there is no indication that the government will stop such efforts. Right now, their focus is websites that they claim “violate copyrights,” yet the torrent-finder.com website that was seized by DHS contained no copyrighted content whatsoever…
You see, when DHS is capable of shutting down websites for pirating software and music for “copyright violation”… why in the holy hell would they not be able to shut down ONE site that poses an INTERNATIONAL SECURITY THREAT?
So, yes… I’m calling bullshit.
TSA Terrorists
I just don’t even know what to SAY about the recent “safety measures” TSA agents are taking. If you’re sitting at your computer thinking “What TSA Safety Measures?”, dude, you really need to get offa farmville.
Before I get too far into it, I just want to remind you all that With THIS administration, it’s critical to remember that while all focus is on ONE hand, who is keeping an eye on the other? Everyone is wigging out over this, and rightfully so – this is MORE than an invasion of privacy. This is borderline sexual assault. But, with all focus on the TSA issue, what else is going on?
This video will explain everything you need to know. It might be a LITTLE “long”, but totally worth the watch:
Ah. Anyways. One of the very first things we learned in law school was “probable cause” and “reasonable suspicion”. Without probable cause or reasonable suspicion, a proper search cannot be conducted. And you don’t even have to GO to law school to know that. That does, however, open the door for “profiling”, but screw that. “Profiling” is a loaded word. What is “profiling”? Associating certain character traits, race, religion, etc… with various activities? Stereotyping? No, really, if anyone can tell me why “profiling” is a bad thing, I’m totally open to listening.
Seriously, does that kid look like a goddamn terrorist? Would it be a safe bet to “profile” the kid and assume that there is no reason to sweat it? (aside from the obvious inconveniences of flying with a child, like puke and crying)
Well – it’s clear that the government does “profile”. Only in their favour. Because it totes makes sense that a three-year-old child would have to go through a TSA molestation session; but some twat in a burka (or hijab) is exempt.
Muslims seek special treatment to elude TSA groping
Article: Washington Times
The Department of Homeland Security reportedly is giving special exemptions to their “enhanced pat-down” policy to Muslim women wearing the hijab or other form-concealing garments.
Last week, the Council on American-Islamic Relations (CAIR) issued a “travel advisory” noting that women who are patted down “should remind the TSA officer that they are only supposed to pat down the area in question, in this scenario, your head and neck. They SHOULD NOT subject you to a full-body or partial-body pat-down.” It’s unclear why CAIR believes TSA frisking must be Shariah-compliant.
Good thing I’ve GOT me a hijab – just in case I decide to travel. I can wear that thing on my face, look like a total douchebag, and save myself a lot of trouble and time! All with one magical piece of cloth!
If you happen to be one of the MANY MANY MANY people in America who plan to travel this holiday season, http://www.optoutday.com/ might be something to either… plan around to avoid massive holdups, or participate in to avoid a public groping and molestation.
What say you, loyal readers?
An Itch?
That’s no itch. Her nutsack stuck to her leg.
A Feel Good Post
Hundreds ride with boy to show support for his U.S.-flag-decorated bike after school banned it
Courtesy KOVR:
It wasn’t this California boy’s usual ride to school this morning!
Hundreds of other bike riders came along—Many of them veterans, and some from out of state, all wanting to show support to 13-year-old Cody Alicea.
School officials had told Cody he shouldn’t ride his American flag-decorated bike to school because some students were offended.That kicked up a firestorm of protest.
The school superintendent has since apologized, and promised that something like that will not happen again.
But the school district is now facing a lawsuit from a civil liberties group.
16 People Who Will Never Get Laid
As a part of my new “GET THE HELL OFF OF YOUR LAZY ASS AND BLOG” effort, I wanted to attempt to give a “theme” of sorts for every day of the week (along with regular important news posts with my ever-so-clever commentary) to keep things interesting, constant, and to encourage everyone who visits (and yes, I know you visit me. Don’t lie) to jump in and have fun. I can’t say that I’ll be “ON THE BALL” 100% at first, but here’s a start.
Monday. We all hate them. (If you don’t, you’re irregular. The rest of us hate Mondays.) So, I wanted to make Mondays interesting in the land of hahayouredead. I’m going to call Mondays “Maniacal Mondays”.
Maniacal laughter. If you don’t burst out into maniacal laughter after seeing the images I’m about to post — then chances are, you are one of these 16 people who will never get laid that are featured in this post. 😉 Yes. Everyone else is all laughing maniacally at you.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you 16 PEOPLE WHO WILL NEVER GET LAID
…Seriously, pal… I could FART a better tattoo design than this. Wait a minute — YOU got this tattoo at the Flea Market, didn’t you? Don’t lie to us.
Didn’t the pissant (Shepard Fairey?) who originally create this image almost get sued because he used an Associated Press photograph as his “guide”? Either way, this is just grotesque. You fail at life.
At least this one has a more accurate skin-tone for BHussein. He looks like a black person when a black person has a BHussein tat… when we ALL know that he is most certainly not a black man.
HEADS UP BARRYO! THERE’S ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE YOUR GRANNY IS AFRAID OF… COMING FOR YOU. RUN.
Just another typical white person. Who is going to look very stupid when he’s 20.
BILL COSBY!! Oh… it’s… fetal-alcohol-Obama.
“POLLS CLOSED”. Yep. So are the legs of every woman you encounter throughout the rest of your lifetime.
Sniper dots?!
It ALMOST doesn’t look like Jim Varney. KnoWhutIMean?
The only part of this image that even RESEMBLES Obama is the mole. It certainly isn’t the flat-skull, or the small ears.
I see a bunch of blurs, ugly, smears, unclear lines, and the words “President is Black”. Unfortunately, the current resident of the White House is not black, and that is not an image of Obama anyway.
Doesn’t that hand sign mean “Asshole”? In believe we change. That’s right.
Yeah. That there is one… wicked bad… no.
At least she can bite it. And hide it. As long as her mouth is duct-taped shut, she actually might have a chance at getting laid. Aside from that, who can REALLY see an inside-the-lip-tattoo when there’s a dong stuffed in her piehole, anyway?
This looks like an image straight out of one of those colouring books that try to look realistic, but fail. EPICALLY fail. These colouring books are usually found in waiting rooms such as at the Doctor’s office…Perhaps a public school.
I’d *facepalm*, too brotha. Is the red around that image irritation from fresh ink or did you get it coloured to represent Communism? Also, if that’s supposed to be Obama, you got the pigment ALL wrong. He is MUCH too dark in your tattoo.
And there you have it, folks. Forgot where I originally found this, but it’s still for the LULZ.
Site Update: BORING
Yes, yes. I’ve been one hell of a shitty blogger lately. It’s not like the news isn’t there. It’s not like my smart-ass comments aren’t as witty as EVER. No, no. It’s because I’ve been busy. The thing about real life is… you can’t just log off. Wouldn’t that be just awesome?
Part of me wants to get a friend to help me update this site. Part of me wants to just toss it altogether… but I’ve grown attached. 🙂 I LIKE you guys. I LIKE my readers. I LOVE the comments I get and I LOVE the intellectual debate my “shock blog” style seems to spark. I love the liberals who comment here. I LOVE my old time pals from the beginning (you guys know who you are).
So, I came up with a plan for this blog. I’m open to having someone else help out if interested (none of you creepy lurkers, though. I’m talking to mah peepz) because just knowing that there’s an outlet for you to dump your thoughts and feelings and get the feedback and opinions of others is very comforting. By all means, if you’ve got a wordpress account (or want to sign up for one), I’ll letcha blog with me. 🙂
But, the ideas I have will make this much more interactive, much more inviting to people of other political affiliations, and a hell of a lot more humour.
Please, everyone, tell me how you have been. I miss you guys! Real life is starting to cut me a break, so I’m back and ready to get my crud going. 🙂
Sorry. Just for fun, have a funny picture. 🙂
My Bad, Mumbai
Protocol glitch: US says sorry to Chavan, Bhujbal Article: NDTV.com
There’s been a major protocol glitch on the eve of Barack Obama’s visit to Mumbai that has top
Maharashtra politicians, including the Chief Minister and the Deputy Chief Minister taking a stand against attending the functions arranged for the US President. The reason for the outrage, a questionnaire sent to the political and bureaucratic big wigs by the US Consulate demanding identity details including date of birth and even blood type. But now, the US Consulate in Mumbai on Friday apologised for having asked invitees to submit personal details like PAN numbers after it drew angry reaction from senior Maharashtra ministers and officials and blamed “clerical error” for the queries. “I have visited Chief Minister Ashok Chavan and Deputy Chief Minister Chhagan Bhujbal personally to apologise. It was a clerical error,” US Consul General Paul Folmsbee said. Read the rest HERE
You see, this is the kind of thing we are to expect of “high ranking” political elite. Yes, elected officials. Besides, that half-wit assclown OBAMA won’t even provide rock-solid proof that he is even eligible to hold office of President of the United States of America. Good grief.
Detroit Muzzies Called To Commit Jihadist Attacks In America
Well kiss my freakin’ grits. So has BarryO been informed of this? Last I heard, he seemed to be under the impression that we aren’t at war with Islam. Islam is sure as shit at war with US, so uh, what’s the story? Ugh, this article.
Video urges Detroit area Muslims to attack
Article: Detroit Free Press
In a video released today, a senior al-Qaida leader calls for Muslims living in metro Detroit to commit jihadist attacks inside the U.S. — a call that was condemned by a local Muslim-American leader.
In a 48-minute recording posted on the Internet, Adam Gadahn — a native of California who is now
al-Qaida’s American spokesman — called upon Muslims living in what he called “the miserable suburbs of Paris, London, Detroit” to attack Americans, citing as examples the Ft. Hood shooter in Texas and the man who tried to set off a bomb on a plane descending into Detroit Metro Airport on Christmas Day.
Metro Detroit, known for its Muslim population, was the only U.S. city mentioned by the al-Qaida leader. London and Paris also have significant Muslim communities in their metro areas.
This was the first time in memory that al-Qaida referenced metro Detroit’s Muslim population, say local leaders.
The video was publicized today by the Maryland-based SITE Intelligence Group, which monitors terrorism. The video has been posted on YouTube.
Detroit FBI Special Agent Sandra Berchtold said: “We are aware of the matter and are currently looking to verify the authenticity.”
Speaking into a camera, Gadahn said he had a message “to my Muslim brothers residing in the states of the Zio-Crusader coalition … from the emigrant communities, like those which live on the margins of society in the miserable suburbs of Paris, London, Detroit.”
He also addressed Muslims “arriving in America or Europe to study in its universities or seek their daily bread in the streets of its cities.”
Gadahn tells Muslims living in metro Detroit and across the West:
“Know that jihad is your duty as well, and you have an opportunity to strike the leaders of unbelief and retaliate against them on their own soil. As long as there is no covenant between you and them, here you are in the battlefield just like heroes before you.” Gadahn claimed that Muslims are religiously justified in the attacks because of U.S. military opearations in the Muslim world, but Gadahn’s views have been slammed by other Muslims.
Gadahn then praises the actions of terrorists such as Mohammed Atta, one of the 9/11 hijackers; Nidal Hassan, the Ft. Hood shooter, and Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, the native of Nigeria who tried to set off a bomb on a Michigan-bound airliner. Gadahn also calls upon Muslims not to harm other Muslims or their property when committing jihadist attacks.
Gadahn’s comments were attacked by Dawud Walid, head of the Michigan branch of the Council on American-Islamic Relations.
“He obviously doesn’t know Muslims in Detroit,” Walid said today. “It appears to be a desperate plea by al-Qaida, which has virtually no support among Muslims in any Western countries.”
Gadahn “should turn himself in and renounce al-Qaida’s murderous ideology,” Walid said. “Up to 85% of al-Qaida’s casulties are Muslims. His whole discourse is irrational and insane. … Al-Qaida is an enemy to Islam itself.”
Tarek Baydoun, 26, of Dearborn also slammed Gadahn’s remarks.
“He’s either mentally ill or utterly evil,” Baydoun said. “He has nothing to do with any faith tradition. He’s disconnected from Muslim-American as can be.”
I’d like to say “Well, that’s unexpected” or “Sure wish I saw THAT coming”, but I’d be lying.
Congressional Staffers>Martha Stewart
So, we all remember Martha Stewart’s whole “OMG I’M GOING TO JAIL” fiasco, right? If not, lemme refresh your memories.
Martha Stewart; Queen of DIY. Queen of cooking. Homemaker extraordinaire. The woman who everyone wishes was in their lives if for no other reason than her wicked cool abilities to make even the most BORING things in life relatively interesting.
In the early 2000s (2K4, I think), Martha Stewart was sentenced to five months in PRISON and two years 
probation. She was also fined something to the tune of 30 GRAND. Her crime? Lying about some stocks she was involved in. I remember her being given the minimum sentence the Judge could possibly impose; but Martha had to pay the maximum fine. that’s kind of irrelevant, but keep with me. After she was released; Martha had to serve five months of home confinement. At least now she has some street cred.
Martha: I cheated no one
Source: CNN Money
Bacanovic was accused of ordering his assistant to tell Stewart that the CEO of ImClone Systems was selling all his company stock ahead of the Food and Drug Administration’s rejection of the firm’s new cancer drug, causing the stock price to plunge.
Stewart sold nearly 4,000 shares, and later argued she and Bacanovic had an agreement that he would sell her shares once the price dipped below $60 a share.
“Why the hell are you rambling about Martha freakin’ Stewart, DangerB?”
Well, I’ll tell ya. I’m rambling about her to provide just another example of the double standards between American Citizens and our elected officials and their cronies.
Congressional Staffers Gain From Trading in Stocks
Source: The Wall Street Journal
Click to enlarge graph. It's pretty sick.
At least 72 aides on both sides of the aisle traded shares of companies that their bosses help oversee, according to a Wall Street Journal analysis of more than 3,000 disclosure forms covering trading activity by Capitol Hill staffers for 2008 and 2009.
The Journal analysis showed that an aide to a Republican member of the Senate Banking Committee bought Bank of America Corp. stock before results of last year’s government stress tests eased investor concerns about the health of the banking industry. A top aide to the House Speaker profited by trading shares of Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae in a brokerage account with her husband two days before the government authorized emergency funding for the companies. Another aide to Republican lawmakers interested in energy issues, among other things, profited by trading in several renewable-energy firms.
Un-fucking-believable. Well… no. Nothing is really unbelievable these days.
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