16 People Who Will Never Get Laid
As a part of my new “GET THE HELL OFF OF YOUR LAZY ASS AND BLOG” effort, I wanted to attempt to give a “theme” of sorts for every day of the week (along with regular important news posts with my ever-so-clever commentary) to keep things interesting, constant, and to encourage everyone who visits (and yes, I know you visit me. Don’t lie) to jump in and have fun. I can’t say that I’ll be “ON THE BALL” 100% at first, but here’s a start.
Monday. We all hate them. (If you don’t, you’re irregular. The rest of us hate Mondays.) So, I wanted to make Mondays interesting in the land of hahayouredead. I’m going to call Mondays “Maniacal Mondays”.
Maniacal laughter. If you don’t burst out into maniacal laughter after seeing the images I’m about to post — then chances are, you are one of these 16 people who will never get laid that are featured in this post. 😉 Yes. Everyone else is all laughing maniacally at you.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you 16 PEOPLE WHO WILL NEVER GET LAID
…Seriously, pal… I could FART a better tattoo design than this. Wait a minute — YOU got this tattoo at the Flea Market, didn’t you? Don’t lie to us.
Didn’t the pissant (Shepard Fairey?) who originally create this image almost get sued because he used an Associated Press photograph as his “guide”? Either way, this is just grotesque. You fail at life.
At least this one has a more accurate skin-tone for BHussein. He looks like a black person when a black person has a BHussein tat… when we ALL know that he is most certainly not a black man.
HEADS UP BARRYO! THERE’S ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE YOUR GRANNY IS AFRAID OF… COMING FOR YOU. RUN.
Just another typical white person. Who is going to look very stupid when he’s 20.
BILL COSBY!! Oh… it’s… fetal-alcohol-Obama.
“POLLS CLOSED”. Yep. So are the legs of every woman you encounter throughout the rest of your lifetime.
It ALMOST doesn’t look like Jim Varney. KnoWhutIMean?
The only part of this image that even RESEMBLES Obama is the mole. It certainly isn’t the flat-skull, or the small ears.
I see a bunch of blurs, ugly, smears, unclear lines, and the words “President is Black”. Unfortunately, the current resident of the White House is not black, and that is not an image of Obama anyway.
Doesn’t that hand sign mean “Asshole”? In believe we change. That’s right.
Yeah. That there is one… wicked bad… no.
At least she can bite it. And hide it. As long as her mouth is duct-taped shut, she actually might have a chance at getting laid. Aside from that, who can REALLY see an inside-the-lip-tattoo when there’s a dong stuffed in her piehole, anyway?
This looks like an image straight out of one of those colouring books that try to look realistic, but fail. EPICALLY fail. These colouring books are usually found in waiting rooms such as at the Doctor’s office…Perhaps a public school.
I’d *facepalm*, too brotha. Is the red around that image irritation from fresh ink or did you get it coloured to represent Communism? Also, if that’s supposed to be Obama, you got the pigment ALL wrong. He is MUCH too dark in your tattoo.
And there you have it, folks. Forgot where I originally found this, but it’s still for the LULZ.