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Wikileaks and DHS

December 3, 2010

What do you all make of this wikileaks thing?

I call bullshit.

US Government seizure of the internet has begun; DHS takes over 76 websites
Source: Natural News

s part of a new expansion of government power over information, the Department of Homeland Security has begun seizing and shutting down internet websites (web domains) without due process or a proper trial. DHS simply seizes web domains that it wants to and posts an ominous “Department of Justice” logo on the web site. See an example at

Over 75 websites were seized and shut down last week, and there is no indication that the government will stop such efforts. Right now, their focus is websites that they claim “violate copyrights,” yet the website that was seized by DHS contained no copyrighted content whatsoever…

You see, when DHS is capable of shutting down websites for pirating software and music for “copyright violation”… why in the holy hell would they not be able to shut down ONE site that poses an INTERNATIONAL SECURITY THREAT?

So, yes… I’m calling bullshit.




TSA Terrorists

November 19, 2010

I just don’t even know what to SAY about the recent “safety measures” TSA agents are taking. If you’re sitting at your computer thinking “What TSA Safety Measures?”, dude, you really need to get offa farmville.

Before I get too far into it, I just want to remind you all that With THIS administration, it’s critical to remember that while all focus is on ONE hand, who is keeping an eye on the other? Everyone is wigging out over this, and rightfully so – this is MORE than an invasion of privacy. This is borderline sexual assault. But, with all focus on the TSA issue, what else is going on?

This video will explain everything you need to know. It might be a LITTLE “long”, but totally worth the watch:

Ah. Anyways. One of the very first things we learned in law school was “probable cause” and “reasonable suspicion”. Without probable cause or reasonable suspicion, a proper search cannot be conducted. And you don’t even have to GO to law school to know that. That does, however, open the door for “profiling”, but screw that. “Profiling” is a loaded word. What is “profiling”? Associating certain character traits, race, religion, etc… with various activities? Stereotyping? No, really, if anyone can tell me why “profiling” is a bad thing, I’m totally open to listening.

Seriously, does that kid look like a goddamn terrorist? Would it be a safe bet to “profile” the kid and assume that there is no reason to sweat it? (aside from the obvious inconveniences of flying with a child, like puke and crying)

Well – it’s clear that the government does “profile”. Only in their favour. Because it totes makes sense that a three-year-old child would have to go through a TSA molestation session; but some twat in a burka (or hijab) is exempt.

Muslims seek special treatment to elude TSA groping
Article: Washington Times

The Department of Homeland Security reportedly is giving special exemptions to their “enhanced pat-down” policy to Muslim women wearing the hijab or other form-concealing garments.

Last week, the Council on American-Islamic Relations (CAIR) issued a “travel advisory” noting that women who are patted down “should remind the TSA officer that they are only supposed to pat down the area in question, in this scenario, your head and neck. They SHOULD NOT subject you to a full-body or partial-body pat-down.” It’s unclear why CAIR believes TSA frisking must be Shariah-compliant.

Good thing I’ve GOT me a hijab – just in case I decide to travel. I can wear that thing on my face, look like a total douchebag, and save myself a lot of trouble and time! All with one magical piece of cloth!

If you happen to be one of the MANY MANY MANY people in America who plan to travel this holiday season, might be something to either… plan around to avoid massive holdups, or participate in to avoid a public groping and molestation.

What say you, loyal readers?

An Itch?

November 16, 2010

That’s no itch. Her nutsack stuck to her leg.

A Feel Good Post

November 16, 2010

Hundreds ride with boy to show support for his U.S.-flag-decorated bike after school banned it

Courtesy KOVR:

It wasn’t this California boy’s usual ride to school this morning!
Hundreds of other bike riders came along—

Many of them veterans, and some from out of state, all wanting to show support to 13-year-old Cody Alicea.
School officials had told Cody he shouldn’t ride his American flag-decorated bike to school because some students were offended.

That kicked up a firestorm of protest.

The school superintendent has since apologized, and promised that something like that will not happen again.

But the school district is now facing a lawsuit from a civil liberties group.

China’s one child policy

November 10, 2010

China’s one child policy

In this exclusive report by Al Jazeera’s Melissa Chan, we look at a Chinese woman ordeal. As she was forced to abort her eight month baby, because she violated China’s one child policy.

I really can’t say I’d be surprised if infanticide becomes much more common if Obama’s Aktion T4 health care plan goes through. I doubt very much that it would ever be this extreme, but still.

Anyone who thinks we need to be more like China deserves a fist in the face.

16 People Who Will Never Get Laid

November 9, 2010

As a part of my new “GET THE HELL OFF OF YOUR LAZY ASS AND BLOG” effort, I wanted to attempt to give a “theme” of sorts for every day of the week (along with regular important news posts with my ever-so-clever commentary) to keep things interesting, constant, and to encourage everyone who visits (and yes, I know you visit me. Don’t lie) to jump in and have fun. I can’t say that I’ll be “ON THE BALL” 100% at first, but here’s a start.

Monday. We all hate them. (If you don’t, you’re irregular. The rest of us hate Mondays.) So, I wanted to make Mondays interesting in the land of hahayouredead. I’m going to call Mondays “Maniacal Mondays”.

Maniacal laughter. If you don’t burst out into maniacal laughter after seeing the images I’m about to post — then chances are, you are one of these 16 people who will never get laid that are featured in this post. 😉 Yes. Everyone else is all laughing maniacally at you.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you 16 PEOPLE WHO WILL NEVER GET LAID

…Seriously, pal… I could FART a better tattoo design than this. Wait a minute — YOU got this tattoo at the Flea Market, didn’t you? Don’t lie to us.

Didn’t the pissant (Shepard Fairey?) who originally create this image almost get sued because he used an Associated Press photograph as his “guide”? Either way, this is just grotesque. You fail at life.

At least this one has a more accurate skin-tone for BHussein. He looks like a black person when a black person has a BHussein tat… when we ALL know that he is most certainly not a black man.



Just another typical white person. Who is going to look very stupid when he’s 20.

BILL COSBY!! Oh… it’s… fetal-alcohol-Obama.

“POLLS CLOSED”. Yep. So are the legs of every woman you encounter throughout the rest of your lifetime.

Sniper dots?!

It ALMOST doesn’t look like Jim Varney. KnoWhutIMean?

The only part of this image that even RESEMBLES Obama is the mole. It certainly isn’t the flat-skull, or the small ears.

I see a bunch of blurs, ugly, smears, unclear lines, and the words “President is Black”. Unfortunately, the current resident of the White House is not black, and that is not an image of Obama anyway.

Doesn’t that hand sign mean “Asshole”?  In believe we change. That’s right.

Yeah. That there is one… wicked bad… no.

At least she can bite it. And hide it. As long as her mouth is duct-taped shut, she actually might have a chance at getting laid. Aside from that, who can REALLY see an inside-the-lip-tattoo when there’s a dong stuffed in her piehole, anyway?

This looks like an image straight out of one of those colouring books that try to look realistic, but fail. EPICALLY fail. These colouring books are usually found in waiting rooms such as at the Doctor’s office…Perhaps a public school.

I’d *facepalm*, too brotha. Is the red around that image irritation from fresh ink or did you get it coloured to represent Communism? Also, if that’s supposed to be Obama, you got the pigment ALL wrong. He is MUCH too dark in your tattoo.




And there you have it, folks. Forgot where I originally found this, but it’s still for the LULZ.

Site Update: BORING

November 8, 2010

Yes, yes. I’ve been one hell of a shitty blogger lately. It’s not like the news isn’t there. It’s not like my smart-ass comments aren’t as witty as EVER. No, no. It’s because I’ve been busy. The thing about real life is… you can’t just log off. Wouldn’t that be just awesome?

Part of me wants to get a friend to help me update this site. Part of me wants to just toss it altogether… but I’ve grown attached. 🙂 I LIKE you guys. I LIKE my readers. I LOVE the comments I get and I LOVE the intellectual debate my “shock blog” style seems to spark. I love the liberals who comment here. I LOVE my old time pals from the beginning (you guys know who you are).

So, I came up with a plan for this blog. I’m open to having someone else help out if interested (none of you creepy lurkers, though. I’m talking to mah peepz) because just knowing that there’s an outlet for you to dump your thoughts and feelings and get the feedback and opinions of others is very comforting. By all means, if you’ve got a wordpress account (or want to sign up for one), I’ll letcha blog with me. 🙂

But, the ideas I have will make this much more interactive, much more inviting to people of other political affiliations, and a hell of a lot more humour.

Please, everyone, tell me how you have been. I miss you guys! Real life is starting to cut me a break, so I’m back and ready to get my crud going. 🙂

Sorry. Just for fun, have a funny picture. 🙂