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Washing Dicks In Africa On YOUR Dime

September 14, 2010

YOU and I are paying money… to teach Africans how to wash their dicks. That’s right. Washing African dicks.

That’s right. When you pull your dick out of that goat, you probably ought to wash it.

Feds Spent $800,000 of Economic Stimulus on African Genital-Washing Program
Article: CNS News

The National Institute of Mental Health (NIMH), a division of the National Institutes of Health (NIH), spent $823,200 of economic stimulus funds in 2009 on a study by a UCLA research team to teach uncircumcised African men how to wash their genitals after having sex.

The genitalia-washing program is part of a larger $12-million UCLA study examining how to better encourage Africans to undergo voluntary HIV testing and counseling – however, only the penis-washing study received money from the 2009 economic stimulus law. The washing portion of the study is set to end in 2011.

“NIH Announces the Availability of Recovery Act Funds for Competitive Revision Applications,” the grant abstract states. “We propose to evaluate the feasibility of a post-coital genital hygiene study among men unwilling to be circumcised in Orange Farm, South Africa.”

Because AIDS researchers have been unsuccessful in convincing most adult African men to undergo circumcision, the UCLA study proposes to determine whether researchers can develop an after-sex genitalia-washing regimen that they can then convince uncircumcised African men to follow.

“The aim of the proposed feasibility study is to evaluate the feasibility and acceptability of a post-coital male genital hygiene procedure, which participants will be asked to practice immediately post-coitus or at least 12 hours after,” reads the abstract.

Entitled “Community-Based HIV VCT: South Africa,” the name of the broader umbrella project, the program plans to test how well received the penis-washing regimen is among South African men.

If most of the men in the study wash their genitals after sex, are willing to do so after the study ends, and report that their partners accept the regimen, the researchers will develop another study to see if the “penile cleansing procedure” actually works to prevent HIV infections.

“If we find that men are able to practice consistent washing practices after sex, we will plan to test whether this might protect men from becoming HIV infected in a later study,” the grant says.

The study’s lead investigator Dr. Thomas J. Coates was the fourth highest-funded researcher in the country in 2002 and is currently conducting HIV research on three continents.

Read the rest at CNS News

Here’s a fucking thought: GET. A. CONDOM. For FUCK’S SAKE. There’s a realistic idea to help fight the AIDS problem in Africa. Washing dicks. WASHING DICKS?! If you don’t know how to wash your own fucking dick, you really shouldn’t be using it.

Raise your hand if you have no clue how to wash your genitals.

9 Comments leave one →
  1. September 14, 2010 4:57 pm

    Perhaps Eddie Murphy should be contacted…he after all did have a royal penis washer in the movie “Coming to America”….good morning my neighbors.

    • September 16, 2010 11:51 pm


      Oh man, my pal Bob (Drinking With Bob) posted a hilarious rant about this. I need to post it — or you could youtube or facebook “DrinkingWithBob” or

  2. Linda permalink
    September 14, 2010 5:27 pm

    Mothers are supposed to teacher their children things like. oit’s outrageous how this goverment spends our money. There are too many cooks deciding how to make the broth. It’s corrupt.

    • September 16, 2010 11:51 pm

      Indeed it is. Too Bad BHussein’s mother was too busy out being an “easy lay” to pay attention to the child she dumped off with granny and gramps. It’s also a shame that his wealthy grandparents didn’t have enough sense between them to teach him the importance of BUDGETING and the basics of economics.

  3. Sarah Baram permalink
    September 15, 2010 10:58 pm

    Getting this in my e-mail inbox in the middle of work honestly made my afternoon. It’s a sad thought we’re spending money on this, but honestly, I couldn’t help but laugh.

  4. Phil T. Johnson permalink
    September 16, 2010 11:29 pm

    There’s an african dick in Washington that needs washing.

    • September 16, 2010 11:47 pm

      If WordPress had a “LIKE” button like Facebook has…


  5. September 17, 2010 2:31 am

    Hey Danger & JC,
    I’m back from a self imposed leave of absence. There was just so much crap going on & I was just tired of all the BS. I had to take a break from the blog.

    But seems like there’s even more crap going on now, so I’m back at it as of 9/11. This mosque issue pissed me off enough to make me come back.

    Man, the blog is looking great! Glad to see y’all are still at it, carrying on the fight for our country & our way of life. And thanks for keeping my link up!


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