Maybe if I Start Popping These…..
I’ll finally see what all of this “Obama hype” is about.
Obama Ecstasy pills hit the streets
There is now a line of Ecstasy pills made in the image of the 44th president of the United States, according to Texas police who have snatched a batch off the streets.
Ecstasy is known for a sense of elation, diminished feelings of fear and anxiety, and ability to induce a sense of intimacy with others.
Uh, sounds like every Obamatron I’ve EVER come across. New constituents my ass. You’d HAVE to be fucked up on SOME kind of drug to be dumb enough to cast a vote for a modern day Stalin. Really.
Perhaps a good Election Day strategy to get out the vote?
A stash of the brightly colored tablets was found Monday during a south Texas traffic stop.
Police in Palmview detained a driver after finding black tar heroin, cocaine, marijuana and several Ecstasy pills in the back of his car.
Hey Obama, you might want to contact this guy. You still like cocaine, right?
The drugs look like a “vitamin for kids,” police spokesman Lenny Sanchez said.
Police say that other Ecstasy pills they found were made to look like the cartoon characters Homer Simpson and the Smurfs.
The 22-year-old driver is expected to face felony drug possession counts.
Palmview is near the border with Mexico.
No word on the driver’s political affiliation.
YOU MEAN… THERE’S DRUG ACTIVITIES GOING ON AT THE MEXICAN BORDER?! Get right the fuck out of town.