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Parking Ticket

July 26, 2009

The other day I went downtown to run a few errands. I went into the local Coffee shop for a snack. I was only there for about 5 minutes, and when I came out, there was this cop writing out a parking ticket. I said to him, ‘Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break’? He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. His insensitivity annoyed me, so I called him a ‘Nazi.’ He glared at me and then wrote out another ticket for having worn tires. So I proceeded to call him a ‘doughnut eating Gestapo…’ He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.

Then he wrote a third ticket when I called him a moron in blue. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I talked back to him the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn’t really care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car that he was putting the tickets on had one of those bumper stickers that said, *’Obama ’08.’* I try to have a little fun each day now that I’m retired. The doctor tells me that it’s important for my health….

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2 Comments leave one →
  1. Mountain Republic permalink
    July 28, 2009 1:32 pm

    Now, that’s funny!!

    • July 28, 2009 2:01 pm

      Haha. I cracked UP when a friend shared it with me. I totally HAD to post it.

      😛

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