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Al Franken is a big fat idiot.

July 1, 2009

First, I’d like to congratulate Al Franken for successfully denying the LIVING people of Minnesota the right to have their vote counted. As long as the wishes of the deceased are carried out, I guess all is well, right? Here in the Un-united states of O-merica, anyway.

Wah wah wah wipe my ass and count those dead people’s votes cry cry cry.

Yes, my friends, Al Franken is now a senator! LULZ!

Franken says `I’m not going to waste this chance’
Article: Breitbart

Senator-elect Al Franken is turning a celebration rally at Minnesota’s Capitol into an extended thank-you to his supporters.

Franken said Wednesday that when his spirits fell during nearly eight months of recounting and legal fighting, he drew strength from the volunteers who worked for him.

Franken finally prevailed Tuesday when the Minnesota Supreme Court rejected Republican Norm Coleman’s legal challenge and Coleman conceded.

Franken says that the winning margin of just a few hundred votes means “not one bit of effort went to waste.”

His voice cracked with emotion as he promised, “I’m not going to waste this chance.”

Franken promised to help working families who have been hit hard by the recession.

So, yes – A Seance was held to thank all of Franken’s supporters and voters.
He will now start to work for them, yes, even though they’re six feet under.

4 Comments leave one →
  1. July 5, 2009 12:04 pm

    Al Franken, hereto from this moment forward to be known as the candidate of the “voting dead”. Does that mean a movie deal is in the works…you know like “The Night of the Living Dead”…only named something like, “The Right of the Voting Dead”hahaha!

    • July 5, 2009 1:33 pm


      Starring Al Frankin as himself.

      ACORN as the “voting dead”

      & MORE!

  2. July 6, 2009 2:59 pm

    franken alive…now that is horror!

    • July 6, 2009 3:38 pm

      lol. Lordy lordy. Franken is such a joke. He SUCKED as a ‘comedian’ – he hasn’t been successful at anything he’s done… take his ‘writing’ career. I see his books sold at DOLLAR stores for the love of God.

      He’s going to fuck Minnesota hard… but at least the dead will have a voice!:)

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