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What’s that stench?

June 2, 2009

Oh. It’s just Michael “gimme” Moore.

Goodbye, GM …by Michael Moore

I write this on the morning of the end of the once-mighty General Motors. By high noon, the President of the United States will have made it official: General Motors, as we know it, has been totaled

Yes, totaled. That’s because it’s going to be run by the GOVERNMENT now, Michael.

As I sit here in GM’s birthplace, Flint, Michigan, I am surrounded by friends and family who are filled with anxiety about what will happen to them and to the town. Forty percent of the homes and businesses in the city have been abandoned. Imagine what it would be like if you lived in a city where almost every other house is empty. What would be your state of mind?

Let me ask you, Michael – Why do you think Michigan is in the condition it’s in? What state do you think is next? California perhaps? New York?

It is with sad irony that the company which invented “planned obsolescence” — the decision to build cars that would fall apart after a few years so that the customer would then have to buy a new one — has now made itself obsolete. It refused to build automobiles that the public wanted, cars that got great gas mileage, were as safe as they could be, and were exceedingly comfortable to drive. Oh — and that wouldn’t start falling apart after two years. GM stubbornly fought environmental and safety regulations. Its executives arrogantly ignored the “inferior” Japanese and German cars, cars which would become the gold standard for automobile buyers. And it was hell-bent on punishing its unionized workforce, lopping off thousands of workers for no good reason other than to “improve” the short-term bottom line of the corporation. Beginning in the 1980s, when GM was posting record profits, it moved countless jobs to Mexico and elsewhere, thus destroying the lives of tens of thousands of hard-working Americans. The glaring stupidity of this policy was that, when they eliminated the income of so many middle class families, who did they think was going to be able to afford to buy their cars? History will record this blunder in the same way it now writes about the French building the Maginot Line or how the Romans cluelessly poisoned their own water system with lethal lead in its pipes.

It is with sad irony that you sit there, on your big fat ass blowing hot air out your piehole pretending to know what you’re talking about.

“It refused to build automobiles that the public wanted, cars that got great gas mileage, were as safe as they could be, and were exceedingly comfortable to drive.”

No, Michael. GM made cars that Americans LOVED. BIG FAT SUVs. I’d like to see you cram your fat ass into an ecogeek sissy cars. You know, the cars YOU’RE talking about. Don’t you think the idiotic regulations the government and the morons in the “GO GREEN” movement put on GM made it nearly impossible to be a productive company? NO ONE WANTS TO DRIVE A SARDINE CAN ELECTRIC car, you fat sack of crap.

“GM stubbornly fought environmental and safety regulations. Its executives arrogantly ignored the “inferior” Japanese and German cars, cars which would become the gold standard for automobile buyers.”

No, you dipshit. GM refused to stop making cars that people wanted. BIG FAT SUVs. TRUCKS. BIG COMFORTABLE CARS. I don’t know where you get your information – probably out of one of the many crevices of your LARDY ASS. Japanese and German cars aren’t the gold standard for automobile buyers. Do you know what ones are? SUVS! Since they fell victim to the inciting sight of that sackfull of government money – they’ve been screwed. They’re owned by BarryO and his cronies.

“Beginning in the 1980s, when GM was posting record profits, it moved countless jobs to Mexico and elsewhere, thus destroying the lives of tens of thousands of hard-working Americans.”

So – they were successful and outsourced jobs? SHAAAAAAAAAAME on them. SHAME! What about the Illegal fucking aliens here in America that are working for nutscrape that continue to ruin the lives of tens of thousands of hard-working Americans? Especially in THIS economy. You can hire some taco to work for 6.50 an hour to do a job that an American would ideally make 15.00 PLUS an hour? Since when do you give a crap about the American people? Have you ever even done ANY form of hard work in your life? Walking to the fridge doesn’t count. I think you’ve got lethal led in YOUR pipes.

But you and I and the rest of America now own a car company! I know, I know — who on earth wants to run a car company? Who among us wants $50 billion of our tax dollars thrown down the rat hole of still trying to save GM? Let’s be clear about this: The only way to save GM is to kill GM. Saving our precious industrial infrastructure, though, is another matter and must be a top priority. If we allow the shutting down and tearing down of our auto plants, we will sorely wish we still had them when we realize that those factories could have built the alternative energy systems we now desperately need. And when we realize that the best way to transport ourselves is on light rail and bullet trains and cleaner buses, how will we do this if we’ve allowed our industrial capacity and its skilled workforce to disappear?

“But you and I and the rest of America now own a car company!”
Wrong, fatso. Barack Hussein Obama owns a car company.

“Who among us wants $50 billion of our tax dollars thrown down the rat hole of still trying to save GM? Let’s be clear about this: The only way to save GM is to kill GM.”
Take it up with Chancellor Obama. We shouldn’t have given GM any money in the FIRST place. So, yes, we should have let GM go bankrupt. That way NONE OF US would be responsible for footing the bill trying to bailout company after company. Are you REALLY this dumb? No, really.

“how will we do this if we’ve allowed our industrial capacity and its skilled workforce to disappear?

Blame your unions. Why not use illegal aliens? Oh, my bad. You said skilled workforce. Silly me.

Thus, as GM is “reorganized” by the federal government and the bankruptcy court, here is the plan I am asking President Obama to implement for the good of the workers, the GM communities, and the nation as a whole. Twenty years ago when I made “Roger & Me,” I tried to warn people about what was ahead for General Motors. Had the power structure and the punditocracy listened, maybe much of this could have been avoided. Based on my track record, I request an honest and sincere consideration of the following suggestions:

If you think the government under the thumb of Barack Hussein Obama is going to reorganize ANYTHING you’ve got another thing coming. How well did Barack Hussein Obama organize his community when he was a “community organizer”? How well are they organizing America? Looks like a hot mess to me. No, you aren’t and never were the solution to ANY problems GM (or any other company for that matter) would face. Based on your track record – you ought to be thrown in GITMO.

1. Just as President Roosevelt did after the attack on Pearl Harbor, the President must tell the nation that we are at war and we must immediately convert our auto factories to factories that build mass transit vehicles and alternative energy devices. Within months in Flint in 1942, GM halted all car production and immediately used the assembly lines to build planes, tanks and machine guns. The conversion took no time at all. Everyone pitched in. The fascists were defeated.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. RIGHT!! You idiot! Let’s fucking do EXAAAAAAACTLY what FDR did. We ALL know how well HE did during his presidency. Half of the mess we’re in TO THIS VERY DAY is because of FDR. Besides, since when is it acceptable for you to use the war FOR your “cause” yet spend YEARS and years dissing on George W. Bush for being head of the nation. It’s one or the other, fatass.

We are now in a different kind of war — a war that we have conducted against the ecosystem and has been conducted by our very own corporate leaders. This current war has two fronts. One is headquartered in Detroit. The products built in the factories of GM, Ford and Chrysler are some of the greatest weapons of mass destruction responsible for global warming and the melting of our polar icecaps. The things we call “cars” may have been fun to drive, but they are like a million daggers into the heart of Mother Nature. To continue to build them would only lead to the ruin of our species and much of the planet.

It’s a different kind of war, alright. A war against America by anti-American shitstains in our own country. The two fronts? Statists and Patriots. Judging by your size and shape – how much harm are you doing to the planet? If you fucking FART in the direction of the polar ice caps I bet they’d melt almost instantly. Al Gore wants to whine about cow farts – he needs to worry about Michael Moore farts. Global warming has been scientifically proven to be a hoax. But – your whole “career” is based on fraud and hoax, right tubbo?

The other front in this war is being waged by the oil companies against you and me. They are committed to fleecing us whenever they can, and they have been reckless stewards of the finite amount of oil that is located under the surface of the earth. They know they are sucking it bone dry. And like the lumber tycoons of the early 20th century who didn’t give a damn about future generations as they tore down every forest they could get their hands on, these oil barons are not telling the public what they know to be true — that there are only a few more decades of useable oil on this planet. And as the end days of oil approach us, get ready for some very desperate people willing to kill and be killed just to get their hands on a gallon can of gasoline.

The oil companies have nothing to do with the prices of gas. OPEC. In fact, your beloved Chancellor Obama said he wouldn’t mind if gas hit 5+ dollars a gallon. Why? TO PUSH THOSE IDIOTIC ECOGEEK CARS. This also ties in with the closing and taking over of GM by Chancellor Obama. Oil companies only make about ten percent profit. We have SO much oil on our own land – which is one of the major reasons we purchased Alaska if you care to do some research before you start spewing idiocy all over the internet – but you ECOTARDS won’t let us touch it. I don’t know what world you’re living in – but majority of us are civil enough NOT to murder another over something as petty as a can of gasoline. In fact, American ingenuity would automatically start spinning and before you know it – every day average Joe’s will have come up with ways to get the fucking oil out of the ground themselves. The only way there will be a bloodbath between us is when us PATRIOTIC Americans decide to revolt against tyranny and take back our country.

President Obama, now that he has taken control of GM, needs to convert the factories to new and needed uses immediately.

2. Don’t put another $30 billion into the coffers of GM to build cars. Instead, use that money to keep the current workforce — and most of those who have been laid off — employed so that they can build the new modes of 21st century transportation. Let them start the conversion work now.

You’re on an ego trip if you think Barack Hussein Obama is going to sit at his computer and travel on over to I’m surprised I did. I was horrified by your wealth of ignorance. Barack Hussein Obama needs to KEEP HIS HANDS out of things he doesn’t have any business touching. People’s wallets, their 401Ks, Auto industries, banks, mortgage loans – should I keep going? Barack Hussein shouldn’t have shoveled OUR money into ANY fucking company. THAT’S WHY WE FUCKING HAVE CHAPTER ELEVEN BANKRUPTCY PROCEDURES. Let me educate you – Most of the auto workers that were laid off are because of the beginning of SOCIALISM. Warped unions that fucked shit up for everyone. Lack of sales because of an increase of impossible regulations set by the Government in the name of you ecotards.

3. Announce that we will have bullet trains criss-crossing this country in the next five years. Japan is celebrating the 45th anniversary of its first bullet train this year. Now they have dozens of them. Average speed: 165 mph. Average time a train is late: under 30 seconds. They have had these high speed trains for nearly five decades — and we don’t even have one! The fact that the technology already exists for us to go from New York to L.A. in 17 hours by train, and that we haven’t used it, is criminal. Let’s hire the unemployed to build the new high speed lines all over the country. Chicago to Detroit in less than two hours. Miami to DC in under 7 hours. Denver to Dallas in five and a half. This can be done and done now.

We don’t fucking WANT bullet trains zipping across the country. America is NOT a giant mall – it’s a COUNTRY. MADE UP OF FIFTY STATES. BILLIONS OF PEOPLE. WE WANT TO DRIVE OUR OWN FUCKING CARS. Besides – wouldn’t it cost a lot more to make seats to accommodate a person in your condition. And no – I don’t mean BRAIN damage. Have you ever even BEEN to Japan? Because I have. Do you know why bullet style trains are so “in”? BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO FUCKING CHOICE. THEY’VE got SO MUCH infrastructure, so many people, so many buildings and tiny roads. They’ve RUN OUT OF SPACE. So much, in fact, that they’re having to build UP. It’s not unusual to walk down the street and find a business, such as a grocery store or a music store with a HOME built on TOP of it. It’s not unusual to see businesses stacked up on top of eachother. CONGESTION. We don’t have that problem here in America, you idiot. If you’d get off your damned futon once in a while and waddle to the window you might… JUST MIGHT see this.

4. Initiate a program to put light rail mass transit lines in all our large and medium-sized cities. Build those trains in the GM factories. And hire local people everywhere to install and run this system.

What exactly is the difference between rail mass transit and bullet trains? Have you even sat down to figure out how Barack Hussein is going to pay for all of your ideas? He sure isn’t going to get it from us citizens. We’ve been bled dry trying to pay for BHussein and his idiotic “reforming” America. Besides, you and I both know that our friendly “Amigos” will get those jobs and earn their 6.50 an hour over a skilled tradesman who would demand (AND DESERVE) a much higher rate of pay.

5. For people in rural areas not served by the train lines, have the GM plants produce energy efficient clean buses.

What exactly is an energy efficient clean bus? Besides – ask ANY American if they’d rather be tooling around town in an automobile of their choice – or a fucking twinkie on wheels. Bet you know the answer.

6. For the time being, have some factories build hybrid or all-electric cars (and batteries). It will take a few years for people to get used to the new ways to transport ourselves, so if we’re going to have automobiles, let’s have kinder, gentler ones. We can be building these next month (do not believe anyone who tells you it will take years to retool the factories — that simply isn’t true).

NO ONE WANTS A FUCKING HYBRID ELECTRIC CAR. Can you name one that can carry your lard ass? Do you know how much it costs to replace the battery in one of those ecotard cars? What about all of the people that NEED large trucks – Farmers, Drivers, Large families – what are THEY going to do in THIS:
Can you picture yourself in this car? Well, Michael? Can you? Prove that it’s not true that retooling factories won’t take years. I don’t believe anyone that tells me bullshit time after time after TIME. How long would it take? Oh, and once again, how much money will this cost? I know, you’re not used to the idea of Barack Hussein Obama working on a BUDGET, but there is NOT an infinite amount of money out there. It’s going to cost mad moolah to renovate and prepare these companies to build these things you’ve suggested.

7. Transform some of the empty GM factories to facilities that build windmills, solar panels and other means of alternate forms of energy. We need tens of millions of solar panels right now. And there is an eager and skilled workforce who can build them.

8. Provide tax incentives for those who travel by hybrid car or bus or train. Also, credits for those who convert their home to alternative energy.

9. To help pay for this, impose a two-dollar tax on every gallon of gasoline. This will get people to switch to more energy saving cars or to use the new rail lines and rail cars the former autoworkers have built for them.

So, to help pay for ideas that NO one wants, to build cars NO ONE wants to drive, to save a planet that is NOT in peril, to build idiotic bullet trains and rail cars – you suggest that for every ONE dollar of gasoline a citizen pays – they have to pay TWO EXTRA dollars and receive NO extra gas? This is quite possibly the most idiotic thing you’ve ever said. YOU want to forcefully evict people from the vehicles they love and stuff them in an electric sardine can on wheels – JUST BECAUSE YOU WATCHED TOO MANY FUCKING EPISODES OF CAPTAIN PLANET with your pal Al Gore.

Well, that’s a start. Please, please, please don’t save GM so that a smaller version of it will simply do nothing more than build Chevys or Cadillacs. This is not a long-term solution. Don’t throw bad money into a company whose tailpipe is malfunctioning, causing a strange odor to fill the car.

It’s a start. A start of a DOWNFALL. Please, please, please don’t say anything more. Every word you say is idiotic. I looooooove Chevys. Here in the South – you’ll find that many people feel the same way I do. Why don’t you present your ideas to average Americans? No, really. Go ask the farm workers how they’d feel if you pulled them from their heavy duty trucks. Ask the family of four, five, or six if they’d happily give up their SUV. Ask them how they would feel if they paid three dollars for gas – but only get one dollars WORTH of gas. Don’t throw bad money into companies that don’t work – but by the same logic, don’t throw bad money into projects and agenda driven econerd ideas that WON’T WORK and ARE IRRELEVANT. GLOBAL. WARMING. IS. BULLSHIT. Oh, and that stench? It’s the slice of pizza that’s been rotting between the rolls of your swingin’ man snatch.

100 years ago this year, the founders of General Motors convinced the world to give up their horses and saddles and buggy whips to try a new form of transportation. Now it is time for us to say goodbye to the internal combustion engine. It seemed to serve us well for so long. We enjoyed the car hops at the A&W. We made out in the front — and the back — seat. We watched movies on large outdoor screens, went to the races at NASCAR tracks across the country, and saw the Pacific Ocean for the first time through the window down Hwy. 1. And now it’s over. It’s a new day and a new century. The President — and the UAW — must seize this moment and create a big batch of lemonade from this very sour and sad lemon.

100 years ago this year, the founders of GM increased the quality of life for everyday people in ways that we take for granted. They came up with ways to carry heavy loads (which is something I’m sure your ankles understand VERY well). They came up with ways of safely transporting goods and people – they came up with all sorts of luxuries that we, as Americans DESERVE and LOVE. Do you want to watch a bunch of teenagers making out in the front of a bullet train? Wait – don’t answer that, Michael. I also highly doubt that you’ve ever made out in the front or back seat of any automobile. It might take the front seat AND the back seat to tote your ass across town, but that’s another problem. You, sir, are a sour sad lemon.

Yesterday, the last surviving person from the Titanic disaster passed away. She escaped certain death that night and went on to live another 97 years.

So can we survive our own Titanic in all the Flint Michigans of this country. 60% of GM is ours. I think we can do a better job.

Comparing the FORCED FAILURE of GM to the accidental devastating tragedy of the Titanic is ignorant and selfish. 60% of GM is Barack Hussein Obama’s. If he handed it back to US, the people you’re talking about, yes. Yes, Michael – we could do a better job.

Can I ask why you didn’t mention FORD even ONE TIME in your “letter”? Is it because they didn’t accept bailout cash, and are now the only TRUE American car manufacturer? Do you know who invented the first automobile? I think it was German. Karl Benz. Do you know what the “Model T Automobile” is? Henry Ford – ever hear that name? He made the automobile affordable. Who was the first person to use an assembly line to mass produce inexpensive cars? CONSUMERISM is the key to success. SUPPLY and demand. Do you know how many jobs Henry Ford created? He opened manufacturing franchises ALL OVER the country. OH! Guess who was against UNIONS. HENRY FORD! Which is why he was able to pay his employees HONOURABLE WAGES. So, Michael… tell me. Why did you not ONCE mention FORD in your idiotic letter? Oh, because facts kind of get in the way when you’re trying to sound smart.

God, what a fat fucking waste of jizz you are, Michael. Please, for the sake of America – SHUT YOUR FOOD HOLE.

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