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Wanda Sykes be a nappy headed ho.

May 11, 2009

Fo dis entry I be gonna type like Wanda Sykes tawk. Whatchoo mean you wan Rush Limbaugh’s Kidneyz to fail? Beotch. You be speekin like yo damn braincellz be failed. When I wuz in school they di’in’ offer ebonicz so I be havin’ me a hard time understandin’ whatchoo be saying. You sez dat Limbaugh be strung out on OxyCz? Well you GOTSTA know dat BHussein Obama be too strung out on blow to be speakin in da public wifout hiz telpromptrz. OHHH SNAPPP WHATCHOO DISSIN ON TEH PREZ? I be hopin that dis admin fail TOO, Wanda. Think bout it, sista. If he be gettin hiz way we all be illiterate incoherent foolz like you. We all wud be tawkin liek dis as if it be propa English.

I be not thinkin itz unamerican an treasonous to be wantin diz cracked out nig to fail. Hiz policiez be straight fuct. You be a ignit beeitch. Da state of da economy be whack. You know why? Becuz Obama be a idiot. He be hazin himseff a brain malfunkshin. You know what, foo? I be wantin’ to kno what zactly Osama Bin Laden be sayin’. It be sounding nuffin like what Rush Limbaugh be sayin.

You be a straight up trifilin’ hobag. You look like you gots yoseff a headfull of pubez. How you be doin’ dat? It be kind of disguztin’ on the RIZZLE, yo. I think you be needin’ to get yosef a dictionary. I suggest you look up da definition of TREASON becuz you be so damn ignit bout sumptin you be all eager to speak about. It wud be mo betta fo you if you had sum kin of vague idea of the shitchoo be talkin.

If you be so concerned bout teh peoplez who be losin their homez or their jobz you might wan to direct your concernz to teh foo dat be responsible for da state of teh economy. It be gettin mad old hearin’ your peeps dissin’ on Bush. You be passin da puck like it ain’t no thang. How ’bout BHussein be a man an’ stan up an’ take rezponsibility for hiz ignit decisionz. Rush Limbaugh don’t want our troopz to fail. He be not wantin to cut defense spendin’ an shiz. He be not wantin da vetz to be payin’ fo they own healthcarez when dey be injured in da line of duty. He be not sucking up to teh terroriztz. Know who be doin’ dat shit? It be Obama, you nappy headed ho.

Oh, an when you crack a joke an you hear “BOO” or silence – dat don’ mean peepz be laughin’ on da inside. Dat mean peepz don’ think you be funny. Dat meanz you done had pushed it too far an’ you be talkin’ like a moron who be borned to a mother dat be coked up majority of her pregnancy.

Shut the fuck up, PUBE HEAD and go get yo gubment check.

Now I’ll return to speaking ENGLISH. Hey Obama, Wipe that ugly fucking smile off your face before someone wipes it off for you.

5 Comments leave one →
  1. May 12, 2009 8:35 pm

    Thos nappy headed Ho’s brain has already faiiled. I hope the rest of her body fails. Especially for bringing up and mocking 9/11

    • May 12, 2009 8:53 pm

      Obama sure threw her under the bus – but only for the comments about terrorism. If I understood it correctly, that is. His character truly showed that night and it was embarrassing. I feel compelled to go on an apology tour of my own – to apologize for the many idiotic moves and statements made by Chancellor Obama.

      Where are we going and why are we in this great big handbasket?

    • May 12, 2009 8:59 pm

      I LOVE your site by the way! I drop by every now and then! 🙂

  2. cdosrun permalink
    May 18, 2009 4:44 pm

    Hahahahaha!!! Funny!!!
    I hated how she was standing up there joking about 9/11!
    She needs to have all her hair pulled out!
    The little bit she has left!
    This is what happens when you elect a black president!
    People like this who can get away with the things they say and do, and if you don’t agree, you’re called a racist!

    • May 18, 2009 4:59 pm

      She had absolutely no grace that night. We get it – our president has a different skin colour than ALL the rest of the presidents in the history of America. His mom was white – his father was black. We have our first bi-racial president. Is this historic? I don’t think so. We’re SO over this race shit and we just want a president who has the judgment to make important decisions. Not one that flops around – catering to whatever audience he’s in front of at any given moment. This isn’t a game, BarryO, this is REAL LIFE.

      Wanda Sykes was way out of line that night. If BarryO was ANY kind of man he would have stood up and told her that kind of commentary is NOT acceptable. Take it to BET or VH1. This is politics – and we’re all adults here. George W. Bush would have NEVER let something like that happen. Could you imagine? Weather you like Bush or not – you have to admit that he was “above” all of this name calling and petty shit. He had his priorities straight.

      If I had a dollar for every time I was called a racist because I don’t support BarryO – I’d have enough money to pay for the stimulus. 😉

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